One Sentence Album Reviews by Jacob Shelton
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Lorde – Melodrama
I heard that Lorde made a record executive eat a live rat before she would sign her contract. Cool.
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One Sentence Album Reviews by Jacob Shelton
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Does anybody know what the fuck Rihanna is talking about?
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The Roadie by Mr. Rich
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So I started being a roadie in the 70’s. I had knack for it.
I was really good and picking amps up. Putting amps down. Plugging shit in.
I toured with Goat Sack, Father Of The Goat, and If You Had A Goat You’d Be Here By Now.
I’m sure you’ve heard of them.
Then in 1974 my buddy said he had a gig for me doin’ shit for a band called Van Hellen.
I had never heard of them.
But the name sounded cool.
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Tamaryn - Cranekiss - Kemado Records/Mexican Summer
At least we finally know what that Demi Lovato shoe gaze album would sound like.
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Alessia Cara - Know-It-All - Def Jam Recordings
The perfect soundtrack to committing suicide in a Target bathroom.
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The Mountain Goats – “The Legend Of Chavo Guerrero”
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Is John Darnielle going to do for wrestling in 2015 what he did for black metal a few years ago? Probably not.
Read MoreMan goes down on woman at Dead Kennedys concert - First Punk Rock act committed in 20 years
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First off, congratulations to the woman who went and got her pussy eaten right on stage at a Solona Beach Dead Kennedys concert Thursday night.
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