Each week, Rocko D. writes into Kill Pretty to let the audience know about the newest slang for buying, taking, and dealing drugs. While we at Kill Pretty don’t condone Rocko D.’s lifestyle, we do appreciate the space he fills on our site, and his desire to keep you - our customers - safe.
Sunday, July 2: “You gonna finish that burger?” - Do you have any extra drugs that I may have for free?
Monday, July 3: “How are the grasshoppers?” - Are the drugs good tonight?
Tuesday, July 4: “Is daddy in bad mood?” - I heard that the drugs were particularly harsh today, is that true?
Wednesday, July 5: “Which skateboard are you gellin’?” - Out of all the drugs available tonight, which are your favorites?
Thursday, July 6: “How many gum drops can you eat?” - The drugs are plentiful tonight, how many will you take?
Friday, July 7: “Fill up my X-Box.” - Please give me all the drugs.
Saturday, July 8: “Clean the glass table, it’s smudged.” - Get rid of anything incriminating that you may have, I heard a rumor that there was an undercover cop in the area.