Everything You Need To Know About Game Of Thrones Before It Returns, Brought To You By Subway
Before Game of Thrones comes back on April 14 for its 8th and final season, there are a few things you need to remember about HBO’s medieval fantasy epic. Whether it’s the names that have changed over time (thanks Georgie!) or the minor storylines that are sure to influence the pop-culture juggernaut in its final moments, you don’t want to look like a chump who didn’t watch the show until now because you don’t want to be left out of some major cultural event.
An Excerpt From Kill Pretty's Interview With INDECLINE From Issue 3
While you’re safe in your bed, sound asleep, in the single digit hours before sunrise, an anonymous group of vandals and videographers roam the city streets and capture some of the rawest, most disgusting footage of life on Earth. Bums, whores, crackheads, and graffiti writers galore. They put their lives on the line for your amusement and disdain. INDECLINE is here to show you what you don’t want to see. Or do you, you sick fuck?
5 Life Hacks for Dealing with Tricky Genies
We all dream of the day we find that golden lamp buried in the desert, but how many of us know what to do when we’re staring down the face of a genie? Like my stepdad, genies are notorious tricksters, and aren’t always looking out for your best interests. Check out these five life hacks for dealing with your next genie so you get the wish you want not the wish you deserve!
Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James
Sexual intellectual, Murdock St. James is back with his semi-monthly offering of sex tips, cunnilingus concepts, and anal advice. Instead of sitting down for an interview like he promised, the author of An Evening With You and Your Genitals and Murdock St. James was kind enough to send Kill Pretty a text message with 10 sex tips that he thought our readers would appreciate.
Director Lee Kronin Told Us What’s In The Hole In The Ground
From the moment that The Hole in the Ground premiered at Sundance in 2019 audiences have been dying to know just what’s in that hole in the ground. I caught up with Irish director Lee Kronin and asked him point blank, “What’s in the hole in the ground.” His answers might shock you.