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Tweedy – Sukierae
This is great dad music, although my dad would probably say this album needs more guitar solos.
Thom Yorke – Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes
I spent $6 on this album and I suppose it was worth it. If you enjoy having very boring sex or recently gave birth to a creepy baby that needs to go to sleep this record is a must.
Banks – Goddess
I keep waiting on Drake to start rapping.
Perfume Genius – Too Bright
I listened to this album on a road trip and was chastised for not singing along. I like the album but am ambivalent about future road trips.
Aphex Twin – Syro
I listened to this record on the bus, a small asian woman gave me a hug and my head caved in.
Julian Casablancas + The Voidz – Tyranny
In the mid 80s there was a heavy metal VHS compilation called “Hard ‘N Heavy,” this album sounds like most of the music on that tape.