Issue Six of Kill Pretty features an article on life, skateboarding, and rollercoasters by Abe Dubin, the one and only Orange Man. The entire article is amazing, but you’ve got to buy the magazine to read it all.
Read MoreOkay everyone relax. Seriously. Just be cool. You have to be chill because the rooster is here and he's super pissed!
FUCK! This was always going to happen but why is it happening today? Ugh. Why is the rooster so mad? Did you do something to the rooster? You did, didn't you?
Read MoreMini and Maxxi, aka the Baerettes, aren't just dating Graffiti King Baer, they also have rich interior lives. The girls were kind enough to let us into their lives in issue six of Kill Pretty.
Read MoreIn issue six of Kill Pretty, staff writer Jacob Shelton takes a death drive into the heart of madness with the spiky haired madman, chef Guy Fieri. Check out the following excerpts from our profile on the Diners, Drive-In, and Dives host below and read the full thing in issue six.
Read MoreThis morning I woke up with the strangest feeling – I don’t want to do anything. Oh sure I’ll make coffee and put on a robe so I don’t flash the neighbors peeking through my curtains, but when it comes to doing any actual work it’s just not happening. Case in point: In the middle of the last sentence I stopped to watch an episode of Survivor before staring out the window for 20 to 30 minutes.
Read MoreIn this world there are only two types of people: Salami Mommies and Beef Chiefs. Your race, gender, and sexuality have nothing to do with one’s inner mommy or chief, you simply know one way or the other. However, we can be wrong from time to time and that’s why you’ve got to think about this for yourselves, email us your answer and wait until we let you know whether you’re right or wrong. So what is it, are you a Salami Mommy or a Beef Chief?
Read MoreAs if issue Six of Kill Pretty wasn’t already stuffed with enough cool shit, we’ve got an interview with Blake Anderson from Workaholics hidden somewhere inside. Here’s a taste of what he has to say about hollow moon theory, but if you want to know all the weird shit he’s been up to you’ve got to buy the magazine.
Read MoreMaybe you don't read the memos we send out or maybe you're just a fan of flaunting the rules, but like it or not we're under the ownership of a corporation with global reach and that extends to the supply room. You know, the supply room where you did that thing. Yeah dude, everybody knows and corporate is pissed.
Read MoreThere's a lot of weird and interesting stuff to see when you come to Los Angeles, from The Hollywood sign to that hotel downtown where that girl drowned. LA is filled with stories and landmarks, but nothing holds a candle to the Museum of Death. This unmissable spot is dedicated to the horrors of real life. From gory car crash photos and shrunken heads to Charles Manson's guitar, you'll be horrified and you'll love it. Kill Pretty interviewed the folks behind the museum for issue six, here’s a sneak peek.
Read MoreStranger Things this, Stranger Things that. With the premiere of season four of one of the buzziest nostalgia programs ever committed to digital celluloid (a hard drive with a storage space near one, maybe two terabytes) it’s time that I admit the truth. Every time I’ve tried to watch Stranger Things I’ve accidentally pulled up an Al-Qaeda training video. Am I the only one doing this?
Read MoreEvery month Kill Pretty chooses one of our beloved workers to be Employee of the Month, isn’t that great? In issue five we gave the spotlight to Brian Thompson, which was a mistake.
Read MoreDid you know that when someone is shot (with a gun no less) in a major motion picture that their skin isn’t actually being pierced by a bullet? And more often than not that the blood spraying, spurting, and splattering out of the actor’s internal organs is often not even real blood? I’ve known this Hollywood secret for years (I definitely did not just learn about this looking at Wikipedia on my phone instead of going to sleep), and now I’d like to share some of my favorite squib shots with you, my adoring public.
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