It seems like you really can't go anywhere in this world anymore without seeing graffiti. The pastime has snowballed to such a degree that it has become as second nature as seeing a tree or someones gross baby. It's a busy world out there and most people don't have time to think about the person behind the scrawl they see out of the corners of their eyes when they're on their way to Bed, Bath and Beyond at 9:00am. But we do! We sat down with the bay areas own CHUNEED and asked her 10 questions...
JG: So where are you from originally?
CN: I was born in the south bay when I was a baby and moved to the north bay soon as I could walk good.
JG: Tell me a little bit about your hometown.
CN: My hometown is the prettiest place on Earth. Everyone there is a character, and half of them are illegal aliens. ORALE! to my napa putos. 707 love letters. BHB for lifers.
JG: How long have you been painting?
CN: I might have been tagging for a while, but I didn't start touching cans to walls until the end of 2010.
JG: What is your favorite drug and why?
CN: My favorite drug is graffiti. I fucking love graffiti. Hella graff life. Hella tags. All I wanna do is get dusted and spray on shit. Graff life tags forever. Butts club are you with meeeee!?
JG: Hahaha. Do you have any advice for over privileged bohemian preteens getting into graffiti?
CN: Dear over privileged bohemian preteen,
It has come to my attention that you think, like, graffiti is cool, and that like, maybe you should like, do it too? JUST FUCKING MOVE TO OAKLAND ALREADY AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE COOL LIKE EVERYONE ELSES.
xoxo,
Lady Chu
JG: What are your plans for 2016?
CN: 2016 eh. What year is it now? Is it not 2015? Are you skipping a year? FUCK I'M DUSTED!!!! 1!! 2016 will be cool. I'm going to become a street artist and suck 5 dicks, daily. Also, Butt Club will take over the world as the coolest scumbag chick clan by then, so get ready brothers.
JG: Any shout outs you'd like to make to anyone special?
CN: Shout outs are as follows:
First and foremost, to my lovely Grandma DOLORES, who is my ever-living inspiration. She has the shiniest soul, and it's only because of her that I know how to live correctly. Secondly to my boyfriend OPTIMIST. He doesn't know we're dating yet. Shout out to my sister KELLEN, I love you like a brother. Shouting to my buttsexual brother LOGO, and to my dope ass uncle CEAVER. To Sgt. ORFN for always pulling rank on the kid. To my sister PIPER US. Shame on you Dad for keeping us apart. Shouts out to my girls in the game who aren't toy dick riders. I love you the most and wish there were more of you. Big ups to my NGC brothers, especially young SENZY, are you taking your calcium supplements player? To my budday REWILD out here with me on this international players tour.
ERNI FTC, you're goddamn hilarious. Shouts out to them hellas! The truest players in the game. Gotta shout out my man ALFRED LLOYD who spent his life savings on a skymall add to promote his instant classic, Dear Carrol. Check him out on the youtube. and last but probably not, shouts out to all the cool ass people in Berlin wearing overalls and riding cruiser bikes. You are true chillers. And to my poo chunks DEVOTE ONE and J BIZ, I hope y'all aren't going through it when I get back to America. Ooowaaaaahh!!!!
JG: Wow. What is your favorite song this week?
CN: Low and Slow presents: Chu Needs smooth jams of this week
1.Etta James- My dearest darling
2.Jon Maus- Cop killer
3.Billy Stewart- Temptaions bout to get me
4.Alfred Lloyd- Dear Carrol
5.Big J McNeely- There is something on your mind
6.Dennis Parker- Like an eagle
7.Nate Dogg feat. yung snoop- Crazy
8.Aretha Franklin- Daydreamin'
9.The Intruders- Cowboys to girls
10.Little Beaver- I can dig it baby
11.Donnie Elbert- What can I do?
12.The Isley Brothers- I'll always come back to you
13.Timber Timbre- Black water
14.The Delegations- Oh honey
JG: Excellent. What are your thoughts on the theory that the universe is a gigantic donut made out of feces that is slowly evaporating?
CN: Ebola dude.
JG: Any last words for the interview?
CN: LADIES, If you have any interest in doing graffiti that doesn't entail dating scumbag graff lords, please do not hesitate to holler. I am here for y'all. I would love to see more true ladies in the game so get at me!! PLAYERS, getting in touch with me is pretty easy. If you have some next level/butt oriented stuff to talk about or collab on, text my email. dridingswampd@gmail.com ...If anyone has a killer pharmaceutical connect, please also touch that email. Oakland cats, Ike's is facist. Quit fronting already and go get sandwiches at POP's sandwich shop on 17th St. If you want to keep up with my dusted ass, @chickenugz ...If you have ebola, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND MY CAT.
Well that was educational and stimulating to say the least. Thanks Miss Chu!!!
