1. Watch a lot of TV

Pay careful attention to what is important to the People on the moving box. What do they talk about? What do they not talk about?  How are those powerful cosmic beings pretending to be awkward, ineffectual dolts?  Pay attention, You'll be doing the same things.   

Pay attention to the 'real' names of the people on the box.  These are your new friends. They are going to teach you everything you need to know about living in this society and fitting in. Let me introduce you to a friend of mine:  Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Now that You've watched Kindergarten Cop, and spent a little time with him, do you like him? He's very charming and entertaining isn't he? One likable motherfucker if I do say so myself.

Well guess what?  You're not the only one who thinks so. Everyone likes Arnold.  Everyone thinks of Arnold as their best drinking buddy.  And You do too!  So now when You meet someone, you have a friend in common!  Ask them if they've seen Kindergarten Cop or if they know your good friend Arnold Schwarzenegger!  Your mutual appreciation for your mutual friend Arnold will help cement trust and social credibility. Somewhere deep in the mind of your new friend, they'll be thinking, "If they're good enough to be Arnold's friend, they're good enough to be my friend! A friend of Arnold's is a friend of mine!"

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