Easy Life

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Easy Life

I wish they had crash courses and classes for losers.  Even if it’s not real, at least you can lie to yourself and say that you achieved something.  Why does everything have to be real and professional?  It makes no sense.  There’s a whole mass of people that are stupid or not physically able to do anything, but they still have dreams.

Say you want to be the shit at karate. Drop some cash, throw some punches, kick some kicks, and BAM! After two or something classes some Asian guy gives you a first place trophy and a black belt. So what if other people don’t think it counts. When it comes down to it, do you care more about your opinion or there’s? Hmmm? After that you can walk about with your head held high knowing you can beat up the next retard you see.

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Kill Pretty's Streaming Movie Of The Week: SAVAGE (1996)

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Announcing Kill Pretty's Streaming Movie of the Week: SAVAGE!

 

Every week we will be uploading a new, weird, underrated movie for you to stream for one week!

SAVAGE is a weirdo, lost, cult action, sci-fi face melter of the highest proportions! 

After his family is murdered, and he's left for dead, a farmer awakens in the desert and finds himself transformed into a savage warrior, with all the powers and skills of the ancient gods. Guided by his "spirit masters" he's given a mission; destroy Tital Corporation, the world's most powerful high-tech computer company and its ambitious leader, Michael Burroughs.

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I Went Out on Wednesday Evening and a Gloom Cascaded Los Angeles

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I Went Out on Wednesday Evening and a Gloom Cascaded Los Angeles

Gretchen and I were celebrating. Nothing particularly special, only the feeling of being alive and old enough to stay up past ten on a weeknight even though we both had places to be quite early in the morning. Gretch had gotten her hot little hands on a pair of tickets to see a hot French band in a miniscule secret venue; this was a one off show so these tickets were like rhino horn.  

 

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Drunken Art Reviews

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Drunken Art Reviews

“Dude!, WTF!?”

I haven’t talked to my mom in a while, so it’s good to see what she’s been up to.  I just hope she isn’t giving all her retirement money to my future-ex-father-in-law in exchange for taking awful pictures of her.  I wonder how many Easter watercolor kits it took to cover her royal largeness?

 

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Kill Pretty Toys is going out of business!

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Wand, dubbed 'Evil Stick', promises 'wonderful music', magic and fairies But underneath silver foil, it shows image of girl slitting wrists with knife Available from dollar store, it also emits cackling laugh and flashing lights 'I'm outraged,' said Nicole Allen, who purchased toy for her daughter, two Store's owner said it was parents' responsibility to read the wand's label He added that he believed the product was appropriate for older children 'For a five, six, seven, 10-year-old, I mean they see that on TV everyday'