One Sentence Album Reviews By Jacob Shelton
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Justin Bieber - Purpose - Def Jam
This album is the equivalent of a 22 year old smoking cloves in the parking lot of a community college.
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Friday Night Movie: Spawn Animated
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Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!
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Friday Night Movie: Split Second
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Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!
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Drunken Art Reviews
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When we're bored we'll throw Mr. Rich a bunch of paintings and stuff from the Juxtapoz website and see what he thinks. He gets no information on the artist or any context, just images. Here's our staff drunk talking contemporary art.
Read MoreFriday Night Movie: Summer Camp Nightmare
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Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!
Read MoreSluts Poem
/Favorite poem Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts. I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin, You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking, But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Friday Night Movie: Sleepaway Camp
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Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!
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Friday Night Movie: Class of 1984
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Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!
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