TONIGHT we are having a closing party for the exhibition at SUPER CHIEF and throwing a benefit to be able to publish our next issue. Come out to see the show if you haven't yet, drink some beer from PBR and pick up some magazines.
The Spiritual Teachings of Beavis and Butthead is now in zine form! ONLY $3!!
Read MoreWe’ll never know if Fyre Festival was a scheme to trap gullible social media influencers on an island and slowly deprive them of supplies until they broke into separate factions and ate each other or if it was a regular scam that didn’t have anything to do with cannibalism. Whatever the case Ja Rule, one of the creators of Fyre Festival, doesn’t think the initial get together went as planned so he’s putting together a new version of the fest and we’ve got an inside look on what’s waiting for you if purchase $5,000 VIP ticket.
Read MoreIf you love murder or handsome murderers or guys who speak into tape recorders then The Ted Bundy Tapes has something for you. The four part Netflix series features interviews and archival footage of serial killer and amateur lawyer Ted Bundy, and while some viewers are focusing on how the series presents him as a handsome murder boy rather than as a stone cold killer, they’re ignoring some of the most horrifying moments.
Read MoreMan, woman, gender non-conforming – no matter how you identify, if you’re a creep then you know how hard it is to find someone who really likes you for you. How long should you wait after meeting someone to let them know you’re a creep? Do you ease them into your inherent creepiness or do you toss them in the deep end right away? Everyone is different, and there’s no perfect way to enhance your love life if you’re a dyed in the wool weirdo, but I’ve put together some dating tips for all you creeps out there, and I think they might help you find the person you’re looking for.
Read MoreThis is the first of an on going comic strip by Matt Delight! Follow him on instagram at @Mattdelight
Read MoreIn 1994 the USA network greenlit a little cartoon called Duckman. They had no idea at the time that they’d just given birth to the funniest, raunchiest and most heartwarming cartoon we’d ever see on TV. Creative genius, Everett Peck, was the man behind the duck. We interviewed him to hear the story of Duckman and attempted to get an up close and personal glimpse into his sticky, squishy duck brain.
Read MoreFinally the dark lord himself gets to give a little relationship advice! How to properly handle a midget threesome, make your dad an extra special egg salad and one free mansion in CHINO HILLS! All this and much more! Come listen to Satan himself wheelin’ and dealin’!
Read MoreNothing is more satisfying than hitting the open road and feeling the wind in your hair. However, if you want to travel like a professional you’ve got to know the tricks of the trade. It’s not enough to roll your shirts or wear all your coats at once – you’ve got to move across the country like you were born on the road.
1. Keep your passport encased in a block of ice (bandits famously hate handling anything cold so they’ll steer clear of any personal items that even resemble an iceberg).
2. If you’re traveling by air, remember, pilots have to eat everything on a plane that their passengers leave on the ground, so clean up after yourself.
3. Replace your blood with trail-mix. I have pecans and off-brand M&Ms bouncing around my veins at the moment.
4. Use the barter system when necessary: trade an old hockey stick for a basket of eggs, trade the basket of eggs for a can of gas, trade the can of gas for a ride to Albuquerque, etc.
5. Grow a hump and learn to keep extra water inside.
CEOs, while you’re bouncing out of your e-beds at 4am to check stock prices, meet with your robo-trainer, and place phone calls to China, there’s another group of people who tucked away comfortably in their bunk beds dreaming of ways to screw you over – millennials. All these 22 to 37 year olds want to do is hang out with their five roommates and talk about which 90s cartoon best describes their love language, a fine pursuit for a Saturday afternoon, but these oversized children want to get into it on a Tuesday afternoon. That’s when you’re working the hardest.
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