MARVL US Interview Part 2

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MARVL US Interview Part 2

You have a very specific one liner bus hopper type tag. Is that where it originated? Hopping busses?

That was from scribing bus windows. There are elements to a graffiti letter, right? A. It has gotta look cool B. you gotta do it fast so you can get up in a sick spot and make it look natural. Another kid gave me props for being on so many bus windows. I always had a rock. I didn’t even use the little grinder, scriber  tool. That’s cool but in terms of not being caught with a pocketful of utensils or whatever, the best thing is to find a small rock with a sharp side to it right before you get on the bus and when you’re done with it you just chuck it. But basically it’s just from scribing windows and wanting to do it really fast and if you stop and start too much it will look funky.

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Hats Off To You, Your Honor By Jon Benito

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Hats Off To You, Your Honor By Jon Benito

So unfortunately, between a time span of four months or so, I got picked up by the police for graffiti. The first time I got ACD (charges dropped) in return for six months good behavior. However, the second time I got picked up, I was arrested and held for about sixteen hours until I saw a judge. The ordeal was entertaining to say the least. Outside of the Christian proselytizing with signage telling me to ask Jesus for forgiveness, and the amount of disinformation being proliferated by the police was... Well... Not really surprising. Regardless, I recently had my follow up court date this past Friday, December 19th.

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One Sentence Album Reviews

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One Sentence Album Reviews

As a Kill Pretty columnist and freelance writer I’m tasked with typing millions of words a day. Expecting me to take more than ten minutes to review all of the new music that’s come out in the last week/month/decided upon amount of time is Dickensian. If you’d like me to spend more time with your album please email sup@killprettymagazine.com to set up a specific amount of cash that you’d be willing to spend on a nice review and we’ll take care of the rest.

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We're All Just a Cat With Our Heads Stuck in a Bag

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It's the first Monday back at the office after the holidays and I feel like a cat with it's head stuck in a chip bag. My shirt is inside out, I have a splitting headache, and people keep filming me with their phones. We're going to get through this guys, we'll get our heads out of the bag. 

Medical Exam by Sir Surly Fetus

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Medical Exam by Sir Surly Fetus

I don't like to brag but, for someone who has not yet turned thirty - or forty, for that matter - I've had quite a few prostate and rectal exams.  As a result, I now approach the prospect of undergoing such exams with relative ease.  I also fancy myself something of a connoisseur in the domain of bowel movement regularity as a "haver" of IBS.  In fact, a separate blog entry may have to be devoted to this topic exclusively, as my knowledge of dietary fiber sources, stool softeners and laxatives, as well as of coping with cramps and flatulence, can hardly be contained in the confines of a modest paragraph.  Those of you who cannot bear to wait for my next article to be enlightened by my scatological expertise are encouraged to contact me privately.  Please include the phrase "help me shit" in the subject line of your email.

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Kid Destroys Dollar Store

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What was Jit so mad about? The Capitalist scourge of a day after Christmas Sale? The fact that Dollar Store employees make minimum wage and are forced to deal with monsters that go HAM and destroy their store? Being referred to as Jit? The world will never know. 

My Year End Lists - Jacob's Favorite Music from 2014

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My Year End Lists - Jacob's Favorite Music from 2014

Once again we’ve come to the end of the year and we’re being inundated with lists; Best Ofs, Least Essentials, Worsts (my personal favorite), and Most Underateds. When you start to stack up the amount of content that’s been released over a year it can be intimidating. If the amount of albums released this year were physically collected and stacked atop one another, one could live as a comfortable hermit within their confines until the next year’s crop of content were added to the shack.

 

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Napalm: A Tutorial by Jon Benito

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Napalm: A Tutorial by Jon Benito

I was hanging out at SUNY Purchase, as I often did, sitting around with friends drinking and smoking.  It was just another boring night on campus.  Being in an art school, secluded in the middle of the woods can get surprisingly stale.  I’m not entirely sure how the topic came up.  We might have been talking about ways of extracting LSA, a compound similar to LSD, from morning glory seeds.  Regardless, the anarchist cookbook came up.  I relayed the recipe for napalm; equal parts orange juice concentrate to gasoline.  No one believed me so of course, we quickly packed into a car and were on our way to get some juice and gas… and more beer.

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