February 02, 2015

This Star Wars News with Affect the REST OF YOUR LIFE

February 02, 2015/ Nacho

I was innocently browsing the internet yesterday when I came across the worst news imaginable. Some retard at the head of Disney has announced that from 2016 on we will be seeing a new Star Wars movie EVERY YEAR!

I know what you’re thinking, “Every year? That has to be an exaggeration.” NOPE. After this trilogy they have another trilogy planned. In between trilogy movies they have stand alone movies they are also filming. If you don’t believe that, they’re first stand alone movie comes out in 2016! They have already announced the release of a Star Wars movie in 2016, 2017 and 2018.

Let that sink in.

You will never stop hearing about Star Wars. TILL YOU DIE. Even if life extension becomes real and you’re nine years old reading this right now and you live to be 250, there will still be some asshole in a Darth Vader helmet saying, “I am your father” because by that time it’s been said so many times it’s ironic to say it which makes it funny again! SEE! SEE HOW THAT WORKS??? IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS.

January 31, 2015

CHUNEED Graffiti Interview

January 31, 2015/ Jason Gardner

It seems like you really can't go anywhere in this world anymore without seeing graffiti. The pastime has snowballed to such a degree that it has become as second nature as seeing a tree or someones gross baby. It's a busy world out there and most people don't have time to think about the person behind the scrawl they see out of the corners of their eyes when they're on their way to Bed, Bath and Beyond at 9:00am. But we do! We sat down with the bay areas own CHUNEED and asked her 10 questions...

January 28, 2015

Turbo Kid like whhhhhhaaaaa

January 28, 2015/ Nacho

Official selection at Sundance 2015. In a post-apocalyptic future a young solitary scavenger obsessed with comic books must face his fears and become a reluctant hero when he meets a mysterious girl. From horror masterminds Ant Timpson (The ABCs Of Death 1 & 2, Housebound) and Jason Eisener (Hobo With A Shotgun).

January 27, 2015

Dapper Dan

January 27, 2015/ Nacho

January 24, 2015

Victor Cayro's Magic Pen(is)

January 24, 2015/ Nacho

There's talent and then there's psychotically crafted gifts from heaven. Well god must have been smoking something major when he shitted out Victor Cayro. Cayro or "The Bald Eagle" as his friends back at base like to call him, is the most unique and talented artist you can find today. He's decided to bless us with some scrapings here and there as long as we keep sending him vhs dubs of new movies and beer money.

For more of his art check out http://bald-eagles.tumblr.com/

Here's a little something he cooked up for this week:

January 21, 2015

The Mountain Goats – “The Legend Of Chavo Guerrero”

January 21, 2015/ Jacob Shelton

Is John Darnielle going to do for wrestling in 2015 what he did for black metal a few years ago? Probably not.

January 21, 2015

The Reptilian Conspiracy REVEALED With Reptile Afterbirth

January 21, 2015/ Nacho

In case you haven't heard, there's a new boss in the rap game. Not only is he the number one spitter from down under, he's also a key figure in the reptile conspiracy. If you aren't already shouting his name, he is REPTILE AFTERBIRTH.

He's been rapping for years in Australia, breaking it down and keeping it real. Recently he's gained world wide acclaim for his youtube videos revealing deep secrets in the ancient reptilian conspiracy. We sat down with Mr. Afterbirth to get the real scoop.

How was the reptilian conspiracy revealed to you?

My uncle used to lock me in a cupboard and play 'reptilian conspiracy' with me after dark but I've since made some resolutions, so this year is gonna be different.

January 19, 2015

I Have Goals - By Katelyn Lacey

January 19, 2015/ Katelyn Lacey

I have goals. One of those goals is to be the coolest girl anyone has ever met before in their entire life. Think of the coolest person you know. I want that person to look at me and say, “Who is that human over there with the lily white freckled skin? Cheeks of rose, robust of bone, fresh of face, sly of wit? What is she doing over there? Oh, ok, I see what she’s doing now. She’s giving zero fucks, that’s what she’s doing. I wonder if she’s even capable to give a fuck? She’d probably have to work 70 hours a week to give a fuck. It’d be a full time job for that perfect redheaded creature with the fattest ass to give a fuck. And her leather jacket makes me forget that MJ ever wore one.”

January 19, 2015

Man goes down on woman at Dead Kennedys concert - First Punk Rock act committed in 20 years

January 19, 2015/ Jacob Shelton

First off, congratulations to the woman who went and got her pussy eaten right on stage at a Solona Beach Dead Kennedys concert Thursday night.

January 17, 2015

Clown Shoes with CLOWN TITS

January 17, 2015/ Nacho

Clown from TITS crew shows us how he uses he shoes to cause some damage in broad daylight. Visit http://2NinjasClothing.com for Ninja Gear Visit http://storenvy.com/therealtitscrew for Clown Art

January 15, 2015

Kill Pretty Skateboarding with Mc Nasty!

January 15, 2015/ Nacho

Here's Mc Nasty (world renowned skater) and his crew hitting up a local skatepark here in Los Angeles! Matt Markus did the edits.

January 15, 2015

Let's Start Sending Rivers Cuomo Fan Mail For Incubus

January 15, 2015/ Jacob Shelton

Recently, Weezer's Rivers Cuomo paid a visit to the web series Larry King Now where he told an interesting/creepy anecdote. Apparently he keeps getting fan mail for Incubus front man Brandon Boyd. “I get these elaborate fan packages, only they’re not for me, they’re for the singer of Incubus, Brandon Boyd,” Cuomo told King. “The bizarre thing is it’s happened at two different houses I’ve lived in over the years.”