February 07, 2015

Victor Cayro's Magic Pen(is)

February 07, 2015/ Nacho

There's talent and then there's psychotically crafted gifts from heaven. Well god must have been smoking something major when he shitted out Victor Cayro. Cayro or "The Bald Eagle" as his friends back at base like to call him, is the most unique and talented artist you can find today. He's decided to bless us with some scrapings here and there as long as we keep sending him vhs dubs of new movies and beer money.

For more of his art check out http://bald-eagles.tumblr.com/

Here's a little something he cooked up for this week:

February 06, 2015

The Wall aka Drinking like a Scientist instead of a Beast

February 06, 2015/ Nacho

I think I hit the wall last weekend. A friend was in town and we drank for three days straight. By three days I mean all day every day. And by the third day we were up till the sun rose walking like zombies through downtown LA fucked up and fucked. I got little sleep that night, waking up every 15 minutes like a lunatic. The next day was okay. I was tired and fuzzy. Not too bad. Little did I know the wall was still ahead of me. I was still coasting on fumes and hadn’t succumbed to the hangover yet. That night I got a perfect 8 hours. Like a fucking rock. Who knew what my body had in store for me?

I woke up in horror. My whole body ached. Ached like I had just run the mile 50 times with a rock in my shoe. Ached like I had been chewed up and spit out. My head hurt, I was dizzy and I was sweating hot and freezing cold. Was I sick? No, I was hung over and 30.

February 05, 2015

Faschism! By Eric Gruber

February 05, 2015/ eric gruber

Welcome to the first installment of Faschism - where it doesn’t matter what you did, but how you looked while you were doing it

If you want to turn your country into a police state, exterminate thousands of innocent lives, and suppress all forms of freedom, you need to make some bold appearance choices. Can you imagine whipping a crowd into a frenzy dressed in some off–the-rack outfit? You think you can brainwash the huddled masses wearing a polo shirt and cargo shorts? Ain’t gonna happen. No such thing as a basic bully pulpit.

February 03, 2015

2070 PARADIGM SHIFT, The best Ted Talk of all Time

February 03, 2015/ Sir Surly Fetus

"2070 Paradigm Shift" Sam Hyde is a video journalist and documentary filmmaker from Brooklyn, New York. His work spans every continent and has been featured on television and in print (Discovery, NatGeo, Vice, and others).

February 02, 2015

This Star Wars News with Affect the REST OF YOUR LIFE

February 02, 2015/ Nacho

I was innocently browsing the internet yesterday when I came across the worst news imaginable. Some retard at the head of Disney has announced that from 2016 on we will be seeing a new Star Wars movie EVERY YEAR!

I know what you’re thinking, “Every year? That has to be an exaggeration.” NOPE. After this trilogy they have another trilogy planned. In between trilogy movies they have stand alone movies they are also filming. If you don’t believe that, they’re first stand alone movie comes out in 2016! They have already announced the release of a Star Wars movie in 2016, 2017 and 2018.

Let that sink in.

You will never stop hearing about Star Wars. TILL YOU DIE. Even if life extension becomes real and you’re nine years old reading this right now and you live to be 250, there will still be some asshole in a Darth Vader helmet saying, “I am your father” because by that time it’s been said so many times it’s ironic to say it which makes it funny again! SEE! SEE HOW THAT WORKS??? IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS.

January 31, 2015

CHUNEED Graffiti Interview

January 31, 2015/ Jason Gardner

It seems like you really can't go anywhere in this world anymore without seeing graffiti. The pastime has snowballed to such a degree that it has become as second nature as seeing a tree or someones gross baby. It's a busy world out there and most people don't have time to think about the person behind the scrawl they see out of the corners of their eyes when they're on their way to Bed, Bath and Beyond at 9:00am. But we do! We sat down with the bay areas own CHUNEED and asked her 10 questions...

January 28, 2015

Turbo Kid like whhhhhhaaaaa

January 28, 2015/ Nacho

Official selection at Sundance 2015. In a post-apocalyptic future a young solitary scavenger obsessed with comic books must face his fears and become a reluctant hero when he meets a mysterious girl. From horror masterminds Ant Timpson (The ABCs Of Death 1 & 2, Housebound) and Jason Eisener (Hobo With A Shotgun).

January 27, 2015

Dapper Dan

January 27, 2015/ Nacho

January 24, 2015

Victor Cayro's Magic Pen(is)

January 24, 2015/ Nacho

For more of his art check out http://bald-eagles.tumblr.com/

Here's a little something he cooked up for this week:

January 21, 2015

The Mountain Goats – “The Legend Of Chavo Guerrero”

January 21, 2015/ Jacob Shelton

Is John Darnielle going to do for wrestling in 2015 what he did for black metal a few years ago? Probably not.

January 21, 2015

The Reptilian Conspiracy REVEALED With Reptile Afterbirth

January 21, 2015/ Nacho

In case you haven't heard, there's a new boss in the rap game. Not only is he the number one spitter from down under, he's also a key figure in the reptile conspiracy. If you aren't already shouting his name, he is REPTILE AFTERBIRTH.

He's been rapping for years in Australia, breaking it down and keeping it real. Recently he's gained world wide acclaim for his youtube videos revealing deep secrets in the ancient reptilian conspiracy. We sat down with Mr. Afterbirth to get the real scoop.

How was the reptilian conspiracy revealed to you?

My uncle used to lock me in a cupboard and play 'reptilian conspiracy' with me after dark but I've since made some resolutions, so this year is gonna be different.

January 19, 2015

I Have Goals - By Katelyn Lacey

January 19, 2015/ Katelyn Lacey

I have goals. One of those goals is to be the coolest girl anyone has ever met before in their entire life. Think of the coolest person you know. I want that person to look at me and say, “Who is that human over there with the lily white freckled skin? Cheeks of rose, robust of bone, fresh of face, sly of wit? What is she doing over there? Oh, ok, I see what she’s doing now. She’s giving zero fucks, that’s what she’s doing. I wonder if she’s even capable to give a fuck? She’d probably have to work 70 hours a week to give a fuck. It’d be a full time job for that perfect redheaded creature with the fattest ass to give a fuck. And her leather jacket makes me forget that MJ ever wore one.”